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Stop saying “Woo Woo” and start pulling.
“C’mon, keep pullin’. You said you wanted to let off some steam!”
Quit laughing and get this @#$%$& thing outta my butt!
Thee old train has run out of puff, pull man pull!
Where’s Buster Keaton when you need him?
OK, Nigel, when I get this thing rolling tell the engineer to pop the clutch and she should start right up.
Excellent !!!
A very funny and well written comment. Thanks for the laughs Bill.
PULL! The next time I said shovel on more coal I mean shovel on more coal! How else will we make the grade?
“Ok ! So we ran out of coal….I’ll get us there on time. Tell all the passengers to get out and push in the back!
“Somebody had their Weaties today!”
Hey Walter, TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE DAMN BRAKE YOU NITWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very funny caption.
I’m a Bald-win you’re a Hairy-win.
Thought you checked the tender for coal
ALL ABOARD
I,,,,THINK,,,,I,,,,CAN,,,,,,,,,,,,I,,,,THINK….I,,,,CAN,,,,,,,,,I,,,,THINK,,,,I,,,,CAN
Ran on coal dust, for awhile…then that ran out!
Operational directive: Train crews are asked to preserve fuel to the best of their ability.
you lost the toss, so dont complain
See mum, I told you that I pull more than my own weight around here.
I is the boss and if I say pull yous will pull got it
Stop acting like a clown help me pull this damn thing
Nothing like a bit of training to start the day
Get off! This is too heavy for me!
I’ll pull it, but not with you on it. Remember our radio flyer when we were kids? Same thing.
Are you sure you can jump start the engine, this way
“Who? Us? We’re not pulling around … !!”
…and to think my cousin complained about freshman hazing. Wimp!
only twenty mile to go Bert
Get off. I can’t pull it with you on it.
Mule train
I think I can.I think I can.
If you got off this loco I’m sure I’d be able to pull it.
Now you know why it’s called a “PULLMAN”
Just think, another 2,000 miles and we’ll be in San Francisco.
Look I said push not pull
OK when I say “go!” you tell him to let the clutch out.
I’ve had better days, when you remember to fill the tender.
Sorry, ran out of steam!
If you’re not going to pull, at least get off!
I sure hope it gets to be your turn before they invent diesels!
“Whew, now that is how you stop a run-away train….”
If this thing is supposed to be a cow-catcher, it must have your bull that confused it?
I’m not the one who said we had enough water to make the next tower without stopping at the last tower.
I thought you checked the tank?
I think I can, I think can, mush!
Get off the engine, you are too heavy, i can’t pull damm it
I told u to gas-up at the last depot…!!!
I can’t wait for this coal miners’ strike to end!
You,ll have to help me on the grades ya know.
I think we need more than 1 more horsepower……
you mean manpower, don’t see no horse.
Darn EPA regulations!!!
Steve, your way behind time!
“Mush!”
Putting a new meaning to the phrase “a little help”
Sure you have ‘er in Notch 8, Casey?
Bill forgot to fill the tender again now he has to pull the train.
The fire went out and Bill’s mother-in-law is in a hurry.
Heads you pull, tails I push!
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are, that funny
” One tie at a time”
“20 cars to couple Danny”
Hey Joe, I have a flat, ya think you can pull me over so other cars can pass
“…And they think we can pull out that dent with just this?”
yea like this all my fault I told you to make sure we had enough fuel
I can;t believe you forgot to fill the tender with coal!
Mush I say Mush, the next time don’t forget the coal goofy
Youre auditioning for ‘the worlds strongest man’, now pull
I’m just tryin’ to clutch start it!!!
Excuse me, how far to the next water tower?
The USA’s first Pullman.
My turn!!!! My turn!!!!
Always new I’d have to pull this thing when it wouldn’t start. And all just to run down to the store to get a loaf of bread.
Come on put your back into it man, only another 100 miles to go.
Southern Rail said if i can Pull it i Can have It
I don’t think this is what my wife meant by pulling a train tonight!
Ok you’ve done well on the flat bit, now put your back in it for the incline
“Hey, not so fast. I’m getting travel sick up here”
It’s a long way to Tipperary.
Another few pumps and we’ll be able to change the wheel.
hows this thing stuck up my butt goin to start her
start of triathalon
Hey, remember what happened the last time you did this?
Just my luck! Me, an engine, and not a yard goat in sight.
I Really Hate These Budget Cuts !!!!!
“Is that the Sunset Limited I hear?”
Hey, you lost the bet, she really was a blonde
Oh damn we forgot about the bridge and tunnel
“And you thought Thomas the train was slow, LOL”
How come i always end up pulling and all you say is I’m helping to push
wow, we could of had a 4-8-4
Just pulling and a grinning
Boy, I can’t wait until I have seniority