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Evan Asby
Evan Asby
8 years ago

Stop saying “Woo Woo” and start pulling.

Vytenis Radzivanas
Vytenis Radzivanas
8 years ago

“C’mon, keep pullin’. You said you wanted to let off some steam!”

mike b
mike b
8 years ago

Quit laughing and get this @#$%$& thing outta my butt!

Graham
Graham
8 years ago

Thee old train has run out of puff, pull man pull!

mike
mike
8 years ago

Where’s Buster Keaton when you need him?

Bill
Bill
8 years ago

OK, Nigel, when I get this thing rolling tell the engineer to pop the clutch and she should start right up.

Jack
Jack
8 years ago
Reply to  Bill

Excellent !!!

Andrew
Andrew
8 years ago
Reply to  Bill

A very funny and well written comment. Thanks for the laughs Bill.

Dan Linkert
Dan Linkert
8 years ago

PULL! The next time I said shovel on more coal I mean shovel on more coal! How else will we make the grade?

Phil
Phil
8 years ago

“Ok ! So we ran out of coal….I’ll get us there on time. Tell all the passengers to get out and push in the back!

Joe Bialek
Joe Bialek
8 years ago

“Somebody had their Weaties today!”

Louis
Louis
8 years ago

Hey Walter, TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE DAMN BRAKE YOU NITWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew
Andrew
8 years ago
Reply to  Louis

Very funny caption.

Robert
Robert
8 years ago

I’m a Bald-win you’re a Hairy-win.

Neil Rooke
Neil Rooke
8 years ago

Thought you checked the tender for coal

Tom Scholten
Tom Scholten
8 years ago

ALL ABOARD

Train Doctor
Train Doctor
8 years ago

I,,,,THINK,,,,I,,,,CAN,,,,,,,,,,,,I,,,,THINK….I,,,,CAN,,,,,,,,,I,,,,THINK,,,,I,,,,CAN

Wilf Lalonde
Wilf Lalonde
8 years ago

Ran on coal dust, for awhile…then that ran out!

Larry
Larry
8 years ago

Operational directive: Train crews are asked to preserve fuel to the best of their ability.

carpy
carpy
8 years ago

you lost the toss, so dont complain

John
John
8 years ago

See mum, I told you that I pull more than my own weight around here.

hans kleynhans
hans kleynhans
8 years ago

I is the boss and if I say pull yous will pull got it

João Gaspar
João Gaspar
8 years ago

Stop acting like a clown help me pull this damn thing

James
James
8 years ago

Nothing like a bit of training to start the day

Per Lea
Per Lea
8 years ago

Get off! This is too heavy for me!

paul
paul
8 years ago

I’ll pull it, but not with you on it. Remember our radio flyer when we were kids? Same thing.

Daniel McEleney
Daniel McEleney
8 years ago

Are you sure you can jump start the engine, this way

Virginia McAllister-Evans
Virginia McAllister-Evans
8 years ago

“Who? Us? We’re not pulling around … !!”

Bill
Bill
8 years ago

…and to think my cousin complained about freshman hazing. Wimp!

john turner
john turner
8 years ago

only twenty mile to go Bert

Bernard Sigler
Bernard Sigler
8 years ago

Get off. I can’t pull it with you on it.

Jim
Jim
8 years ago

Mule train

John Dragoun
John Dragoun
8 years ago

I think I can.I think I can.

Roger
Roger
8 years ago

If you got off this loco I’m sure I’d be able to pull it.

Ian Staley
Ian Staley
8 years ago

Now you know why it’s called a “PULLMAN”

Mike McCarthy
Mike McCarthy
8 years ago

Just think, another 2,000 miles and we’ll be in San Francisco.

Marklin ed
Marklin ed
8 years ago

Look I said push not pull

Dave T
Dave T
8 years ago

OK when I say “go!” you tell him to let the clutch out.

Jim
Jim
8 years ago

I’ve had better days, when you remember to fill the tender.

Ghi
Ghi
8 years ago

Sorry, ran out of steam!

Bob Kenney
Bob Kenney
8 years ago

If you’re not going to pull, at least get off!

Graham Tomkins
Graham Tomkins
8 years ago

I sure hope it gets to be your turn before they invent diesels!

Stephan
Stephan
8 years ago

“Whew, now that is how you stop a run-away train….”

Stephan
Stephan
8 years ago

If this thing is supposed to be a cow-catcher, it must have your bull that confused it?

Carl Cantrell
Carl Cantrell
8 years ago

I’m not the one who said we had enough water to make the next tower without stopping at the last tower.

GMOMO
GMOMO
8 years ago

I thought you checked the tank?

DAVID L BAUDAIS
DAVID L BAUDAIS
8 years ago

I think I can, I think can, mush!

LEO
LEO
8 years ago

Get off the engine, you are too heavy, i can’t pull damm it

thomas stockman
thomas stockman
8 years ago

I told u to gas-up at the last depot…!!!

Anthony Diyenna
Anthony Diyenna
8 years ago

I can’t wait for this coal miners’ strike to end!

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

You,ll have to help me on the grades ya know.

Neal
Neal
8 years ago

I think we need more than 1 more horsepower……

Ed
Ed
8 years ago
Reply to  Neal

you mean manpower, don’t see no horse.

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Darn EPA regulations!!!

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